Wednesday, October 31, 2007

oh...yes...Tech support!

For those who need a light-hearted thought for the day, here it is. i get a daily email from crosswalk.com. This one my family and i found really funny.

TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH

*Stuff You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support*

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

i hope you all enjoy! :-)

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